Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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