i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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