i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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