you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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