they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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