one might say we're banned from that church
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
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moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
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Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.