spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E