please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.