Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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