No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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