I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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