I'm drive I can fine osifer
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
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Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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