belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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