I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
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I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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