I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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