Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
ugly people sure do ruin things
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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