Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I wish there were birth control emojis
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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