What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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