Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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