My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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