i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
two words...techno handjob
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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