are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
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Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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