what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
