i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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