Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
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The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
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I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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