You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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