thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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