After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Boobs are out for the taking
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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