Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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