69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
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Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
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I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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