Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
im six kinds of drunk right now
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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