i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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