I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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