before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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