Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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