if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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