I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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