remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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