You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
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he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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