what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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