Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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