Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
