He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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