Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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