He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I just googled if crying burns calories
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Randomize
