I cockslap morals
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
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Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
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what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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