That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
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I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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