i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
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You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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