I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
