Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
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I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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