you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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