i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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