yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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