but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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