Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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